Author: m***k
Date:
Review: And lo, there came forth from the land of fashion, a new creation—behold, the Trinity shorts, yea, verily, they were mighty in style! And it was said among the people, "These shorts shall be no mere garments, but a testament unto comfort and flair." The inner shorts, yea, they were like unto a soft and righteous linen, not to be seen by the masses, but hidden within the outer garment for the chosen. "For this," spake the designers, "shall be thy secret to ease and freedom in thy movements." And on the sides of the Trinity shorts, there was a zipper, yea, a zipper of great power, for it was placed upon a pocket—anointed with function and purpose. "With this pocket," they proclaimed, "thou shalt carry thy small possessions, be they keys, coins, or a single fig, without fear of losing them upon thy journey." The people marveled, and the fashion world rejoiced, for these shorts were both practical and divine. "Lo!" they cried, "these shorts are like unto a covenant—comfortable, secure!"
Color: Multicolor
Size: L
